We have an online contest to see whether our executive director's beard remains on his face or ends up in the compost pile.
Make your choice today. Our election is the way the GOP would have us vote if they could get away with it- one dollar, one vote.
If the "Save it" site raises more money, Mike will keep his beard. Mike promises to keep it significantly shorter than the Duck Dynasty gang or ZZ Top (are they the same people?).
Donate now to keep Mike's face bushy.
If the "Shave it" site raises more money, Mike will remove his beard and restore order to the progressive world. Well, as much order as we've ever had...
So, donate now to see Mike's un-bushy face again.